the funny thing about tumblr is we all wanna be friends but we dont know how to be
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nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
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if any of you ever saw me in real life you’d just be like “oh”
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99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
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never like a boy you’ll end up either hating them or hating yourself
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